My life in Comedy....

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Re: My life in Comedy....

Postby An Adam » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:46 pm

I just don't find it funny/interesting
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Re: My life in Comedy....

Postby The Crystal Meth » Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:31 pm

shit, i think me farting is funnier than this shit.

actually, i didn't even take a look but I already know that If i watch it, i'll wind up hanging myself.
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Re: My life in Comedy....

Postby Zach » Mon Jan 17, 2011 5:11 pm

I'm with Adam. I just didn't find the jokes all that amusing.

With jokes more in line with what I like I'd probably have no problem laughing. Your delivery doesn't seem bad.
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Re: My life in Comedy....

Postby Inspecta » Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:48 am

It's a college crowd so the jokes obviously are tailored for that. No worries if you didn't laugh, you can't make em all laugh.

At any rate, I didn't expect a positive reaction here, because you guys take pride in thumbing your nose at everything. I posted it because this board is as dead as they come, and we needed a spark. 2 page thread bitches!! Woot!
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Re: My life in Comedy....

Postby andrew » Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:22 am

Inspecta wrote:It's a college crowd so the jokes obviously are tailored for that. No worries if you didn't laugh, you can't make em all laugh.

At any rate, I didn't expect a positive reaction here, because you guys take pride in thumbing your nose at everything. I posted it because this board is as dead as they come, and we needed a spark. 2 page thread bitches!! Woot!


Now I laughed at that.
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Re: My life in Comedy....

Postby An Adam » Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:23 pm

Heh, I didn't watch the video, I meant what vandy and i were talking about.
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Re: My life in Comedy....

Postby Inspecta » Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:31 am

Here ya go fags, more of my standup comedy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zB4uqZ3lkc


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Re: My life in Comedy....

Postby dougiejays » Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:29 am

you need some new material
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Re: My life in Comedy....

Postby Inspecta » Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:46 am

Yes Dougie, stand up comedians always write new material every time they get on stage. Good call.
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Re: My life in Comedy....

Postby Inspecta » Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:49 pm

This one might be more up your alley fellas. Thurs night was interesting. The crowd was about half black, and they were drunk and rude and talking during comics sets, so by the time I got up there I was kinda pissed off....so I did some of my most racist humor.

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Re: My life in Comedy....

Postby The Crystal Meth » Sat Jan 29, 2011 8:04 pm

ehh...maybe funny if i was drunk. but sober...noo...
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Re: My life in Comedy....

Postby Inspecta » Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:19 pm

Well it's official. I suck balls. I mean, I couldn't win over the sportsfix crew, the most easy going, easy to get along with guys on the internet. A group so socially inept they chased away 90% of the decent posters on the board.

It's all good, just bustin' chops.

So crystal, when you gonna do your set and post it?
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Re: My life in Comedy....

Postby andrew » Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:14 pm

i'm not a fan of the b.o.b. joke, but going at the crowd is a plus
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Re: My life in Comedy....

Postby Inspecta » Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:06 am

I'm actually going to rework that joke a bit, not that it doesn't stand on it's own, I just think I can get a few more punchlines out of it.

The funny thing about that joke is that I've done it 4 times on stage, twice it killed, and twice there were crickets. That's some fascinating shit about comedy. It all depends on the crowd.
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Re: My life in Comedy....

Postby An Adam » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:29 am

I was baited by racism. The first rap lyric needed a second one to the kids. The cosigners joke is a winner.

one, free of charge: Women are like electrical sockets. They have 3 holes. Then just move on. sick, and move. you lingered a bit much. You're not UN FUNNY, but the art of standup is still evading you a little bit. Change algorithms to derivatives, and any mention of the wife, needs to be "my wife............................................... the bitch..................... " just stick and move, son, stick and move.
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